Monkee's Page

Yes, it’s true. In 1998, I won an international award for flatulence. I’d like to tell my story, and how it may affect your life.As a child, I was a finicky eater. The only foods I loved were cheese and baked beans. When I ate those foods however, I found that I farted a lot. Being a preadolescent, this created hours of fun for me and my pals. I was about to create huge noisy blasts, and I could control the sound so that I could emulate a fog horn, and elephant, and a 1963 Buick with a rusted ex… Continue

What else could go wrong?

Auto-immune disorder that causes me to get painful boils every now and then, been there.

Losing everything that I owned in the last year , child’s play.

Losing my hair and then getting ringworm on my bald head?

That’s a new one. Wow, thats pretty messed up. I didn’t see that one coming. Is he testing me? Why ringworm on a bald scalp? I picture there is a box of ailments and another of body parts to apply them to and he pulls a card from each and yells “uno”. I know… Continue